Running Late
A combination of deadlines and braindeadedness mean that I’m stuck working and having no time to blog as usual today… But instead of not posting anything, I decided to share this mindbending image with you and ask someone who’s read this comic – What the hell is Mary Jane actually doing here? I mean, I know she’s meant to be dancing (and not having some kind of seizure, which is actually looks like), but she’s on a stage? In front of a crowd? Is this some kind of previously unknown “My Girlfriend – The Stripper!” subplot that I’m unaware of?
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…and people STILL moan about the John Cassaday CapAm costume!
I think she’s spinning plates or juggling eggs.
Either that or Spidey’s just bargearsed the poor girl off the stage.
That’s a brilliant cover, though. Kicking me in the shin of Awesome.
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Gwen: Your footwork was from Fabsville, Twinkletoes!
MJ: I must have been groovy if YOU admit it, Blue Eyes! Well, keep it cool, children!
MJ’s got a job as a gogo dancer, and the gang comes out to see her routine. However, the “Brainwasher” has tricked her into taking photos of celebs, which tricks them into doing blah blah blah.
It’s kind of a classic Spidey story. Aunt May’s in the hosptial, Gwen and Peter hang out, Harry’s there, Cap’n Stacy, and the Brainwasher? That’s the Kingpin.
Stan’s hepcat dialogue, as usual, swings like kids on a playground, daddy-o.
Man and one other thing about that issue– Captain Stacy complimenting MJ’s gogo dancing skills comes off pretty creepy these days.

And does Debbie Harry know that Mary Jane has her razorblade dres?