Inspirational Speaking

More proof that I am becoming worryingly obsessed with Marvel Comics’ Ben Grimm, AKA The Thing: I had a dream recently that ended with me, behind the scenes on some soundstage somewhere, watching as a charity telethon was being broadcast. On camera at that very moment was the Thing, trying his best to be an inspirational speaker, telling the patient audience at home that some problems can’t be dealt with by using your fists… only the fists of your mind.

Yes, my dream Thing actually said “the fists of your mind.”

Come on, Marvel, call me. You know you want this quality on a monthly basis.

What’s That Sound?

It’s good to know I’m not the only person who sews their beeper into the lining of my shorts.