26 Sep 2008, 7:14pm
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The Collected Graeme McMillan Tweets From The 1st Presidential Debate of 2008

@hermanos America’s greatest threat right now is a giant sand worm. 36 minutes ago from web in reply to hermanos 

Is McCain REALLY comparing Obama to Bush? 36 minutes ago from web 

Is Obama suggesting that we invade China? 38 minutes ago from web 

I think John McCain has a crush on General Patraeus. 39 minutes ago from web 

@abayer That makes one of you, apparently. 42 minutes ago from web in reply to abayer 

McCain is ASKING to be clowned about Palin. “Hey, I want to build a bridge.” To nowhere, John? I heard that Sarah was a big fan of that. about 1 hour ago from web 

Is that McCain snorting in laughter in the background? about 1 hour ago from web 

Hey, John, how were those three letters spread out across Putin’s two eyes? about 1 hour ago from web 

Loose nuclear weapons – A big problem. Let’s return to the world of prudish nuclear weapons immediately. about 1 hour ago from web 

Reasons why Obama shouldn’t become President, #1: That fine head of hair will go grey so fast, his head will spin. about 1 hour ago from web 

McCain’s losing his shit! It’s awesome! “I’ve known Kissinger for 35 years!” about 1 hour ago from web 

@francisskatekey THIS IS WHAT POLITICS IS ABOUT about 1 hour ago from web in reply to francisskatekey 

“The average South Korean is three inches taller than the North Koreans.” I’m so glad that this debate is about the important topics. about 1 hour ago from web 

McCain has lost neocon vote by saying that he will deal with Iran with the help of France. about 1 hour ago from web 

An EXISTENTIAL threat? What, really? about 1 hour ago from web 

“When I’M subcommittee chairman, I sharpen pencils and take the minutes.” about 1 hour ago from web 

“I’ve got a bracelet too.” WTF, PEOPLE? Is this a fucking “I empathize more than you” contest? about 1 hour ago from web 

McCain only said he’d wear the bracelet if it went with the rest of his outfit, to be fair. about 1 hour ago from web 

Shorter McCain: “I don’t think Obama’s as smart as me. I love Reagan. I have a record of being right. I hate being right, but I was right.” about 1 hour ago from web 

“If John wants to disagree with this, he can let me know.” This debate is a masterclass in passive aggression. about 1 hour ago from web

The Talipan? about 1 hour ago from web 

Cynical response to Obama: Why should the Afghan Govt. work for their people when no other Govt. in the world does that? about 1 hour ago from web 

I can think of another similarity between Osama Bin Ladin and Gen. Petraeus, John: They’re both massive Abba fans. about 1 hour ago from web 

Oh, Obama. Don’t try to be nuanced. No-one cares for your “facts” or “subtlety” in this election. about 1 hour ago from web 

I love that Obama just keeps muttering “It’s not true.” I think John McCain just described Iraq as having an outbreak of magic happiness. about 1 hour ago from web 

Did Obama just call John McCain “Tom”? about 2 hours ago from web

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