Who Watches The Watchm… Oh, Spam.
Some of the spam email subject lines I have received today. Spot the recurring theme that has nothing to penises:
Didn’t you get a bag?
Cool watch automatically means big respect
Kindly get back to me
She is bound to lose her mind over your size
My watch arrived today
Magic Berry that will make you look like a princess
We WILL call you back
Every mature person should have a watch
Get a pretty body without losing your health
Don’t leave her without peaks!
Enlarge your pecker, and women will stand in line
A decent watch will raise you in the eyes of everybody
Firstly, I’m convinced that there’s some form of weird beatnik poetry to be made from all of this. But more importantly, what the hell is all of this watch talk? Has “watch” become a new euphemism that I’m unaware of? Does it mean something that I don’t wear a watch, and haven’t in years? What are you trying to tell me, internet?
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