This Is Reason Enough For The Phone Book To Exist

This ad is on the back of the new Portland phone book:

There are so many wonderful things about this ad – the literal interpretation of “whistleblowing” in the accompanying image, for example – but my favorite is definitely the seriousness with which it treats sexual harrassment cases: “We’ll Teach Them What Their Mama Didn’t!” Yeah, that makes me think they’d handle cases with the appropriate sensitivity.